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Monday, July 30th, 2007
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4:54 pm - Ask me about my cupcakes.
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I will be making and selling a plethora of palatable treats at "Boobs, Beers, and Baked Goods" this August 14th.
For those who have missed all of my rantings (because I've been cheating in livejournal with myspace and wordpress) check out this event. I'm guest bartending and it's all for boobies! WOO!!!!
Even if you don't drink, or don't want to go out on a Tuesday, please stop in for a moment and buy some sugary goodness!
Here's a sneak preview by way of the cupcakes I made for Stacey Hulseburg for her birthday this weekend:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACEY!! I LOVE YOU!
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| Thursday, July 26th, 2007
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10:33 am - Why we didn't have cable for a week (extended, EXTENDED version).
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Someone climbed up the pole in the alley (or used a ladder) and unhooked us from the box so they could "borrow it" all week. YAY DUNDALK!
I'm willing to put money on the little old lady who leaves little yellow notes on people's cars asking them not to park in "her" space. I would like to point out that...
1. There are NO reserved spaces.
2. She doesn't even have a car.
What's going to happen now? I would formally like to invite EVERYONE to come over and visit (whenever you like). Tonight I plan to take a picture of "her" space to post for you. When visiting please make sure you park in the space outlined in the picture. This way there is a new car in the space each time! WEE!
Once you get your note, please bring it to me so that I can...
1. Take your picture
2. Scan the note.
3. Add your picture, your note, and the date and time you parked in "her space" to a new blog I plan to create. (I'm taking name suggestions for this new blog now! Please be creative. Prizes to be awarded for best submissions.)
How many do you think we can get?
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| Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
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4:19 pm - Singing in the rain.
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There may be tornadoes tonight. This could ruin everything.
*cross your fingers kiddies*
Then again I'm all about some puddle jumping!
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| Friday, August 25th, 2006
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9:26 am - BRED
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I’m a bad person. My sister sent me two separate emails yesterday in which she used the following “almight higher been” (*none of that is a typo) and “human been.” Obviously “been” is what her brain tells her is the correct spelling of the word “being.” Now I know it’s terrible to make fun of someone else’s ignorance BUT come on… it’s FUNNY! The only way I can see it being funnier is if she had instead written “BEAN.”
I want so badly to correct her spelling, but tell her BEAN is correct just to see if she uses it. Just to get that one email that says… “HUMAN BEAN!” or even “ALMIGHTY HIGHER BEAN.” HILARITY!
I want to make t-shirts with cute littler renderings of cartoon beans that say “almighty higher bean” and “human bean”… I could sell them through Café Press. I bet they’d sell!
*shakes head at self* Laughter at my sister’s expense. I’m a terrible human bean.
I guess it’s no worse however then making fun of the grocery list on the fridge when I lived with Irene; which can only properly be illustrated by usng an item from the list as the title of this very blog. It’s supposed to say BREAD, but in ireneWORLD there was no “a” in bread.
*flashback*
I looked in her phone book once for a number and one entry simply said “Fa”
“Irene?” I questioned… who’s “FA?”
“Faith” she replied. “I didn’t know how to spell it so I stopped where I got stuck.”
O_O I’m not making this up.
The United States School system is atrocious. This just became more sad and less funny…. Quick someone tell a joke!
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| Thursday, August 24th, 2006
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12:09 pm - Large and in charge.
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I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that I’m LARGE. Almost all of my tees are a medium and they’ve become too short [as I grow out] to wear & throughout the day I find myself randomly doing the uncomfortable midriff pull/tug/cover walk to try and re-stretch the fabric to cover my exposed skin. Granted I can’t wear a LARGE in every company’s apparel line [My I SUMO TOKYO tee from Old Navy is a LARGE and is actually quite big on me], but in the JUNIOR section of most places I AM A LARGE. More-often-than-not that’s where you’ll find me shopping. I may never grow up. I recently ordered several t-shirts in my correct size and I’m very happy about it. I already have received the majority of them and wear them with great frequency. I’m still awaiting my JASON WEBLEY TEE! WEE!
As I’ve said many times over; I’m a child with an inner adult – or perhaps a LARGE JUNIOR with an inner mom?
Tyko went to the vet last week for his routine shots and we FINALLY had him micro-chipped. His new official name is Tyko-bot Tsunami Snuggle-butt ‘Mr. Pants’ Marsh-Flynn. That may NEVER fit on a collar tag… so we’ll stick too Tyko-bot Tsunami. After-all he’s now part bionic/Cyborg. As Jeff would say he’s 99.9% dog and .1% machine AND I’m glad because now there’s more chance IF he is ever lost he will be returned, although he’s so darn cute someone may just keep him out of selfishness. In fact he’s the cutest dog ever! (Bias much?)
And now upcoming in Katheland (A Modified List from FEB 23 2004). To be edited with much frequency as things come to mind. Any suggestions for additions or things forgotten? I’ll add them, PLEASE SPEAK UP!
(01) Get out my Camera and stat taking pictures. Field trip Sarah?
(02) Frank Lloyd Wright’s Falling Water.
(03) CAMPING, smores, fire, sticks, hiking, tent, FUN!
(04) BLUE DAY, DC Day, Paco & Kathe Day!
(05) Renaissance Festival
(06) More DC Trips with Paco.
(07) Begin TOP SECRET .FUN Wedding Gift Project with Sarah Fisher.
(08) Work on various fun LOGO Projects ASAP!
(09) See the sunrise on the Beach.
(10) Hiking in Shenandoah.
(11) Funky Monkey Café & Hiking Adventure with Stacy.
(12) Antique Shopping with Stacy.
(13) THRIFT STORE MAYHEM – (Create New Games!!!)
(14) Skating @ Putty Hill Skateland.
(15) A Night at Bengies Drive-In.
(16) The Science Center.
(17) Paddleboats.
(18) The Labyrinth at the Amaranthine Museum – www.aneventhorizon.com
(19) Go through the WEIRD MARYLAND Book [recent purchase] & check out all stil existing places of awesomeness.
(20) Attempt snowboarding for the first time.
(21) MORE Food Wheel Fun!
(22) Fall Drive & Apple Picking in an Apple Orchard.
(23) Bake More!
(24) Attend an Apple Festival this fall.
(25) Corn Maze @ NIGHT!
(26) Visit Ireland.
(27) Weekend @ Kate’s Lazy Meadow
(28) Roadside America Trip
(29) Make a difference in someone else's life.
(30) Take Ceramics classes.
(31) Visit my Jersey friends MORE!
(32) Holocaust Museum. (I went in High School and was rushed out because everyone was done and hungry, except me and my friend Shannon. We were annoyed and appalled that anyone could think of food after that and that they had FINISHED… we were only about halfway through.)
(33) The Smithsonian.
(34) Irish Dancing Lessons.
(35) Swing Dancing Lessons
(36) Ballroom Dancing Lessons.
(37) Eat at the Trailer Park Lounge in Manhattan.
(38) Take an honest to goodness 'tour' of NYC.
(39) Ride the Duck in Baltimore.
(40) Edgar Allen Poe Museum.
(41) Go to the Walter's with PaXOXOXOXOXO
(42) Host a formal cocktail party with a few close friends.
(43) Put together my Portfolio.
(44) Build my website.
(45) Get into running shape and run in a race.
(46) Drive somewhere far just for fun.
(47) Finish my Publication Degree.
(48) Go to a murder mystery dinner theater.
(49) Become debt free.
(50) Rescue a Boston Terrier.
(51) Find some neat places to visit in the U.S. AND visit them.
(52) Get a matching Celtic Knotwork tattoo with my brother.
(53) Horseback Riding (for the first time)
(54) Plumpton Park Zoo. I drive passed it going to NJ all the time & have an undying desire to one day STOP.
(55) Philadelphia Zoo
(56) Write a book. (Probably a 13 page children’s book.)
(57) Take more Painting and Drawing classes.
(58) Volunteer at the soup kitchen more.
(59) Be more passionate.
(60) Get in shape so I look hot in a bikini.
(61) Visit Niagara Falls.
(62) Stop being so shy. After-all, you only live once.
(63) Make a conscious effort to not give up easily.
(64) Go on a cruise. (Sarah & Bryan have inspired me!)
(65) Vegas Baby! (Again! What can I say, I LOVED it!)
(66) Visit Graceland during an Elvis Convention.
(67) Pinup Modeling (after I get in shape of course.)
(68) Become a little old lady who wears several layers of unmatched polyester garments and stands around talking weird nonsense to strangers. Yep, that’s my ultimate goal. Hopefully I’ll have a little old man to share this experience with and we can take turns pushing each other around in a wheel chair.
*It's true I have been neglecting my livejournal duties. Not that anyone really WANTS to read this boring dribble BUT I promise to pay more attention. I quit for a time because my livejournal was blocked at work, as a result I was wasting my breath on myspace. Long story short: I'm back.
Love and muffins kiddies.
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| Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
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3:27 pm - Strip Aerobics
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Classes include floor/chair (lapdance) classes a beginner pole class.
A friend of mine is teaching these classes! A new center is opening and they are having a week of FREE classes! Anyone want to join me??????
What? I'm going to support my friend. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
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9:24 am - Clarification, Part II.
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Dearest Broccoli,
I HATE you. Please terminate your scheme to contaminate all of the world’s cheese. I’m on to you and won’t hesitate to take further action.
I hope you rot.
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| Monday, January 16th, 2006
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3:07 pm - Clarification.
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I don’t hate you; hate is far too strong a word to use in describing my contempt for you. I’m just not fond of you is all. I dislike you, mostly. There are times however where your presence is needed and without you things just wouldn’t be the same; there are times that I can actually stand you. There are even times that I have craved you, oddly.
One thing is for sure, I like you now far more then I ever did, at least from what I can recall. If I ever really liked you; it’s been far removed from the maelstrom of memories within this brain of mine.
I just wanted you to know I don’t HATE you.
Subtitle: "An open letter to peas."
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| Friday, January 13th, 2006
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4:30 pm - Pet Food Recall Alert!
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Dear Petfinder.com friends and fellow pet guardians,
We want to make you aware of a recent pet food contamination issue that is believed to have caused the death of at least 76 dogs so far, as reported by the US Food and Drug Administration.
Diamond Pet Food has removed dog and cat food from sale after a dangerous toxin was found in a product manufactured at the company's facility in Gaston, South Carolina. States serviced by the Gaston facility include Alabama, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky (eastern), Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia, Vermont, and Virginia.
To get more information about the cause of the illness and symptoms to watch for, please see the FDA statement at http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2005/NEW01290.html
Please share this information with anyone who might be affected or would be interested.
Thank you,
Petfinder.com
current mood:  sad
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11:22 am - The ramblings of a girl losing her youth & mind.
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Every now and then a thought will pop into my head that immediately makes me realize I’m getting older and it’s quite depressing. I am a stuttering old fool. I am Jack's colon.
My optimistic elderly thought on days like this: foggy. windy. blarghhhhhhhh; “at least the kids won’t be standing in the road.”
Seriously, 'when I was a kid' (ahhhhh, the obligatory opening) we hung out at a friends house, in a friends yard, in a basement, at a park, in a field, ON THE SIDEWALK, or god forbid if we were in the road we moved when a car came, we moved like our life depended on it because if you get hit by a 2,000 lb vehicle YOU’RE GOING TO BE INJURED. We had lookouts and someone would scream “CAR!” Then we’d all run like deer.
Maybe the problem is that today’s kids don’t run? Whatever the case may be, one thing holds true: Today’s kids have no fear of cars. In fact they give you the stare down like you’re invading their space and then they casually meander off to the side… slightly. Normally they give you just enough room to squeeze by at a mile an hour without hitting a bike, skateboard or kid; and that’s if you’re lucky.
So the next time it rains or hails or snows take joy knowing that their will be no hoards or kids standing in the road… that and the mail always goes through; but that normally means bills and junk.
End.
current mood:  ...
current music: Radiohead, Life In A Glass House
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| Friday, January 6th, 2006
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4:21 pm - Tofu on the go...
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Jimmy and I were discussing his Burger King Burger Bucks.
"Where'd you get those? I know you wife didn't get them for you." (Said wife is a vegan)
"Insert name of some friend here."
"Tofu King"
"I don't think a Tofu King would go over real well... maybe in California."
"Yeah."
"Or in the city."
"Let's open them in all the ghettos."
"Tofu King. Fast Food Tofu."
"Tofu on the go."
"Tofu Bell"
"Taco Tofu"
"McTofu!"
"McTofu - We grill it on the same grill as our burgers so it tastes like meat!
Maybe you had to be there. I almost peed my pants.
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| Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
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9:19 am - Happy Near You!
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Today is my Jeffy's birthday, that's right bitches, my old man just got older. Send him some robot love.
In other news the day has NOT begun well. Left the house to find my right front tire a bit low, I don't know how to fix that shit, the last time a tire was low I called my brother's g/f to meet me at the gas station. I can change the ball bearings, change the oil and fix any low fluid problem but I can't put air in the tire... way to be extra dumb.
I got in the car and the gas light immediately greeted me with an unwelcome BEEP! Poop.
I was running a little early so I had time to stop at the gas station, unfortunately when I got there I realized I forgot my purse. I had no money and no credit cards. Fuck.
I couldn't be late, so I came to work.
My gas is now low enough that I may not make the gas station.
I don't have my ID to go and pick up Jeff's birthday present.
But Debbie lent me 10 bucks for gas and I brought a healthy lunch so maybe things aren't ALL BAD.
Wish me luck.
Putt....Puttt....Putttttt....PTHPPPTPTPTPT! That's the sound of my brain on empty.
current mood:  Blargh!
current music: Pour some sugar on me. In my defense it'
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| Sunday, December 25th, 2005
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9:02 am - Dog update...
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8:58 am - Only 2 days left to shop for my birthday!
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| Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
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9:54 pm - maybe....
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"She looks sad... I don't know why I drew her so sad... maybe I'm sad and I don't know."
"That would suck."
"I dunno, is it better to be sad and not know?"
Discuss.
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3:07 pm - Oh god, it's what day?!
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School is over and I managed to slide by with straight A's; that;s right bitches....but there has been not time to celebrate.
Last night I made cookies, lots of cookies. Butter Cookies, Thumbprint Cookies, Snickerdoodles, and Chocolate Pretzels. The night before last I made Russian Tea Cakes.
We have our tree. It's decorated but lacks a star or topper of some variety. It makes the house smell yum!
Tonight I'm making Black Bottoms and whatever else pops into my head. I also have to wrap Jeff's gifts before he gets home. I don't feel like he's getting enough gifts. One small gift never showed, but I may still be able to get it for him (POSSIBLY, MAYBE), and another is lost in the mail (Thanks SEARS!). Fortunately they were little things. It's quality, not quantity... right? The big stuff is ready to go. I still need to figure out what he's getting for his birthday though because I can't not give it all to him... it's like the "money burning a hole in your pocket" thing... only it's presents.
I need to make biscuits for xmas dinner. I need to make a casserole for my mom's xmas eve party. I need to put together a tray of cookies for Jeff to take to work with him on xmas eve... hence all the baking.
I hope I get some sex for all this cookie making I've done. It seems only fair.
=^.^= that's a kitty.
current mood:  drained
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| Monday, December 12th, 2005
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3:27 pm - Best quote of the day...
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"What's a Hanukkah?"
followed by...
"What the hell's a Saab?"
previously...
"Marlon Brando.... isn't he the governor of California?"
"Yeah.... I mean no."
"Oh yeah, it's that other guy, what's his name... John Travolta."
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| Friday, November 4th, 2005
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9:50 am - Tickets are more fun when they involve bands.
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The speeding ticket I recieved right before Jeff and I moved in together was brought to court today.
It was terrifying and also sort-of exciting. Like being on Judge Judy, complete with white trash defendants... eyes wide, utter disbelief... This was typical Dundalk White Trash and she got 10 tickets! She kept talking over the judge, had complete lack of respect, and complete lack of hygiene. In her brief moments before the judge I learned that she works at the dollar tree, her husband (who she "hopes is getting help") had left her and she now lives with her parents. She no longer drives a car but borrows her fathers. She cries like a girl. Unbelievable. Unfortunately, it eventually became my turn and the internal giggle fits turned into those fast-paced mini-vibrations of nervousness.
Ick.
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| Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
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3:55 pm - all i want for chrithmith is my two front teef.
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I'm starting an XMAS wish list and I implore – neh, I demand! - that all of you buy me things. That’s right bitches, I’ll cut you if come XMAS you bare no gifts!
1. A MAC Cosmetics Gift Certificate for a decent sum because there stuff is rather expensive. M·A·C Gift Certificates are available for purchase at any of our M·A·C free-standing retail stores (ahem... Towson Town Center) or can be purchased by phone at 1-800-387-6707 (available only Monday through Friday, from 9:00 am through 5:00 pm Eastern time). www.maccosmetics.com
2. iGUY, for my 'not avocado'
3. Apple iPOD Mini Sync & Charge Cradle
4. Ugly Dolls Blue Ice Bat Plastic Figure.
5. Wilton Armetale Reggae Covered Sugar and Creamer Set
6. Winter Boots. These or similar. Black, Size 8 1/2 or 9.
7. Roxy Brand Jeans, Stretch Size 9.
8. Treble Clef 45-Piece Flatware Set
9. Wine Bottle Stoppers
10. Dual-Switch Wishbone Lamps
11. Magiker, Sideboard
12. plum blossom sake set.
13. New Julius Jammy Bottoms.
14. Torani Syrups in Creme Caramel, Pumpkin Spice, Irish Cream, and Vanilla Bean.
The above may be translated as "dear wonderful and loving boyfriend. you are the greatest thing in the world. i mean that. you are better than sliced bread and super monkey ball. better then monkeys, and you know how much i love monkeys. if you need help deciphering what to purchase me for xmas, please use this helpful link infested guide. i love you with all of my heart.
** the above list is subject to changes and additions.
In other news, have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! (badump-bump.)
current mood:  I'll cut you!
current music: WIZO, Punk & Polizei
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| Saturday, October 22nd, 2005
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12:13 pm - Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
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For drizzle!
HAHAHA! Thanks Paxo. This joke has been posted in honor of the shear delight I receive from Sinfest and also because it's raining - rain sucks my left one.
2-4-6-8
Who should we decapitate?
You! You!
Yay murder!
If you don't subscribe to Sinfest your missing out big time.
P.S. Stands for Post Script.
P.P.S. Stands for Post Post Script.
P.P.P.S. I love you.
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In other less exciting news this weekend is going to be mad busy. Mad like woah. Hahahaa, I used duex corny phrases that make me want to kill people back-to-back and there's nothing you can do about it.
Today I am sitting at work because Monday I am attending a Funeral unstead of working. :(
After I leave this place of free pizza - that's right, I said it, "FREE PIZZA!" - I am going to run to the store and grab a Birthday Card for my sister, a Birthday Card for my Poppop, a Box O' Thank You Cards for various people who showered us with gifts at our Apartment-warming, a pair of short shorts/biker or boxer shorts to wear under my uber-short Rainbow Brite Costume, and some Hair Dye because my hair doesn't match the fake hair pontytail I purchased. Afterwards I'm going to go to the Gym with my sexy boyfriend. Then I'm going to run to the grocery store to buy Phyllo Dough so that I can make 24 Nutty Phyllo Ghosts. Then if there's time I'm going to put on my Rainbow Brite Costume and go to the CCBC production of Antigone (which is required for school). Afterwards I'm going to go to a Halloween Party, hence the costume.
If I don't make it to the play tonight I will go tomorrow and sacrifice a trip to Philly to visit the Mutter Museum AND the Body World's Exhibit at the Franklin Insitute. Unfortunately, I am required to see this play and the opportunities to see it are few. Boo.
current mood:  crazy
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